有一句笑話：我可不擔(dān)心什么恐怖主義，我都結(jié)婚兩年了。令人沉思婚姻關(guān)系。下面勵(lì)志人生小編整理了關(guān)于婚姻的英文名言，請欣賞。
關(guān)于婚姻的英文名言：
1."When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
如果有人?了你的老婆，最好的??就是?他留著。
2."After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
?婚後夫妻就像一?硬?的?面;他?不但不能面?面，而且?分不?。
3."By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎??，?是?婚的好。如果你找到一?好太太，你?很幸福。假如你找到一??的，你?成?一?哲?家。
4."Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人?了男人做大事的激?和?感，同?又?了男人完成大事的阻力。
5."The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
有一?好??我?是?答案;那就是“女人到底想要什??”
6."I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才?了??字，她?回了我一段?篇大?。
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7."Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人?我婚姻能?持???的秘密。我?每?星期去餐??次。晚餐有 T光，音?，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。
8."I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已??婚?年了。
9."Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming ：1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it;2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
有??秘密能?你的婚姻??：1. ?你??，?上??。2. ?你??，?上嘴巴。
10."The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
11."My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
我太太和我都高高??的?了二十年，然後我?相遇了。
12."A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一?好太太?她是?的?候?是原?她的丈夫。
13."Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一??人睡在一?床上的?
13."First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
有?人?傲的?“我的太太是天使!”另一? 到的人?“你真幸?!我的?活著!”
14.“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies, “That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!”
“??的，女士?先又怎?了?”丈夫回答?，”今天世界?成???子就是因?有?女的先?了!“
15.It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get porced.
這并非罕見：稍微相識一些就可能結(jié)婚，但夫婦還真得互相了解才會離婚。
16.To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
結(jié)婚就是將你的權(quán)利減半，將你的職責(zé)加倍。
17.Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)
18.A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)
一個(gè)幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認(rèn)為對方有可能是對的，盡管雙方都不相信對方是對的。
19.A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)
一個(gè)成功的婚姻需要戀愛很多次，而且始終是與同一個(gè)人戀愛。
20.A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個(gè)借口。
21.What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道做愛是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。
22.Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an acnetplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
撒謊是男孩的錯(cuò)誤，情人的藝術(shù)，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
23.No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
結(jié)婚的男人是不會真正幸福的，如果他結(jié)婚后喝的威士忌不得不比單身時(shí)常喝的威士忌差的話。
24.Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗麄円呀?jīng)疲倦了;女人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗齻兏械胶闷媪耍Y(jié)果兩人都大失所望。
25.Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁給男人，希望他們會所有改變。男人娶個(gè)女人，希望她們會永遠(yuǎn)不變。所以雙方必然會失望的。
26.I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在兩個(gè)老婆身上的運(yùn)氣都很差。前面的那個(gè)扔下了我。現(xiàn)在的這個(gè)我扔不掉。
27.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)
婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男人會失去學(xué)士學(xué)位/單身漢的地位，而女人會獲得碩士學(xué)位/征服者的地位。
28.Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)
如今，所有的已婚男人過得像一個(gè)單身漢，而所有的單身漢過得像已婚男人。
29.A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
一個(gè)娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個(gè)嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個(gè)謬誤的犧牲品。
30.After marriage, husband and wife benete two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
結(jié)婚之后，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面;他們就是沒法面對自己的另一半，卻仍然待在一起。
關(guān)于婚姻的英文名言精選：
1.I'd rather die than stay away from you.
無相廝，毋寧死。
2.I’m all yours!
我全聽你的。
3.Meeting you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control.
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不離。
5.Can I borrow a kiss?I promise I'll give it back.
可以借給我一個(gè)吻嗎?我保證會還你的。
6.I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
我想把“我想你”寫在一塊石頭上，然后扔在你臉上，你就會知道想你有多么痛了。
7.Every time I think about you , I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.
每一次想你，我都得提醒我自己，如果你想和我聊天的話，你早就開口了。
8.You are the apple of my eye.
你是我的掌上明珠。
9.If you asked me how many times you've crossed my mind, I would say once because you never really left.
假如你問我你曾多少次出現(xiàn)在我的腦海中，我會告訴你，只有一次，然后從未離開過。
10.2 rules in marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. If the wife is wrong refer to rule 1.
美滿婚姻須遵循兩個(gè)規(guī)則：1.妻子永遠(yuǎn)是對的;2.如果她錯(cuò)了，請參考第一條。
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